36 Mormont Ser Jorah “Friendzone” Memes That Will Make You LOL

Ser Jorah Mormont was removed from Daenerys’ team of advisors, banished from her sight twice, brought Tyrion Lannister to her – who is now her most beloved advisor and Hand of the Queen, and cured himself of Greyscale after she ordered him to, and he is still unlucky in love. Don’t lie, your heart hurt when he realized Daenerys and Jon Snow were having something between them. But Jorah wasn’t a perfect man – he was exiled from Bear Island and brought disgrace to his home, and then broke Daenerys’ trust when she discovered he was a spy for King Robert Baratheon, recounting his every action until she fell in love with him. It’s a little scary, especially since he’s 14 in the books, but he’s no Littlefinger and he remains one of the best fighters and loyal members of the Friendzone Club on the show. In honor of him, here are some memes guaranteed to make you giggle.
Spoilers ahead, as always!

Friend Zone Captain

Captain Jorah of the Friendship ship, along with his Second in Command, Tyrion. Which failed love journey will they go through next?

Apply Poppy Milk To The Burned Area…

Can Jorah get the Aloe Vera back? New burns have appeared, and they will sting until season 8 comes out and we see what happens with this love triangle (or square, because Daario?).

Ride the Dragon

Eat your words, Daario. He was indeed riding the dragon.

Creepy Chat

We’ve all been there – chat rooms. It looks like Jorah won’t have much luck attracting the attention of a girl 35 years his junior when he can get any pretty guy he wants (ahem, Jon and Daario).

Natural Attitude

Here we have Jorah Mormont in his natural habitat and pose, always looking for Daenerys, and always hoping she will love him.

Be Strong, J Bear

Jorah, also known as J Bear, has an inner dialogue with himself. Stay strong, J Bear. You will win!

Sub-Meereen Puntastic

… Get out of our sight, Jorah.

Look at Me

In today’s episode of “I Have to Say Something,” we see Jorah struggling with his inability to state the obvious and tell Daenerys he loves her. It’s okay, J Bear. We’re pretty sure he knows.

Released From Friendzone (with a Twist)

Oops. I’m sure this isn’t the release he wanted from the friend zone…

“Lady” – Hipster Jorah

Dear Madam, respect Fedora. He’s clearly a sweet guy who respects you a lot and has corrected his mistakes. Don’t be friends with J Bear!

500 Miles

Fun fact – The Proclaimers had great success in Westeros. Jorah makes sure to memorize the lyrics and does exactly what they say – walks (and sails) about a thousand miles back and forth to them.

Senpai noticed me

Remember that time in high school when your crush actually acknowledged your existence? Remember how special you felt? Love indeed lifts us high to where we should be.

Ape

This is… brutal. Poor Jorah has to be reminded that the love of his life has slept with man after man, but he never sleeps. Don’t cry, J Bear.

Burning Books

It’s funny, J Bear has Burn Books. Bad Boys. This really reminds me of high school.

Why Books When You Can Have a Horse?

Daenerys clearly received the wrong gift here – a book is a much better gift than a horse… if you live in a castle or somewhere close to things. See also Drogo’s muscles. He could give her a banana peel and she’d still take over whatever Jorah gave her.

Come Together, Jorah

Jorah has the right intentions but no proper vocabulary for love. Get it together, J Bear!

Khaleesi, Help!

Being sexy and a stoic killing machine sure wins out over someone risking their life for you, right? I mean, Jorah did betray his trust at first, but that was a long time ago! Give him a chance, Khaleesi!

Dany’s FB moment

Ouch. Does anyone have Aloe Vera that Jorah can borrow? Forget Grayscale, these burns will scar forever.